aria and i are going to build a time machine

househouse goes to the past.

z: i love your little toes
k: baby you're embarrassing me...we have company
z: they're not company if you live with them
j: YOU BEST TREAT ME GOOD. WHY DON'T WE HAVE A MAGNOLIA TREE


z: [after a mario kart tie] high five, it's the best way for lovers to play


i

for posterity

"IF THERE ISN'T A DICK IN MY FACE IN TEN SECONDS, I'M LEAVING."

also,

"my favorite color is dick in my face."

househouse goes to the moon.
guys, this needs to happen.
someone please win the lottery.
we need to know about how bullets work in space.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY ZOE

MOUSEHOUSE (mousehouse?) LOVES YOU


<3<3<3<3

WARIO GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF A MARIO KART RACE FOR STRANGERS AT A BAR

BY CHARLIE NADLER

link.

so....

after nearly 24 hours of mysterious rumblings from our ceiling/walls and two phone calls with the power company, an FPL specialist came to check shit out around midnight. turns out the sounds and power surges are likely being caused by some "wiring gone bad". he says our house may or may not catch on fire.

jessie sent tom the check for rent! crisis averted.

does anyone know what that sporadic low rumbling sound is?

bless you.

new music knew college

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/14433-cerulean/

y'all get some beepboopinin in your life

guys

let's talk about how much of a dick lebron is

this is househouse

househouse mousemouse

found a traschan in the garage,

looked in trash can,

found a mouse. pictures coming soon.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIA

i hope being 20 is really good for you.

this is nice

http://www.yhchang.com/LOTUS_BLOSSOM.html

holy shit

holy shit

have a good day at work, househouse

"that's goin' in the blog"

"DON'T EVER FART IN MY FACE"
"i've got more on the way"

FOUR FUCKING PLAYERS

this house just got serious.

additionally, i reserve the tv between the hours of 2 and 6 am for yoshi story


HEY NOW ITS ARIA

everyone is wanking so hard to these games. i'm the only sane person that lives in this house I SWEAR.

"im not going to be mario. i'm going to be peach, fuck you guys"
"shiiiiiiiit" - jeremy and zoe
"ONE BITCHES"
"YEAH BITCHES"
"goddamnit kerem"
"karma bitch"


okay kerem one the first game. a red sun is gonna rise tomorrow morning, bitches

taking care of business

"i fought the lawn, and the lawn won"
- kerem

what the fuck?

wtf?

Electrik Red - So Good

"he appraises peoples ancient shit and other rare things"

~*~*~kart quote~*~*~

j: i'm the fucking jack kerouac of mario kart!
k: what does that even mean?
j: that means i'm a genius.

WIRED WEDNESDAYS

"oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"