photo by wyatt kostygan
September 12, 2010
September 9, 2010
September 6, 2010
jeremy, on the phone with jessie
"hey.
where are you?
oh, you're in the front yard?
what are you doing in the front yard?
well you should just come inside.
no, there isn't pizza.
well, you can't stay out there forever. the cat misses you.
okay."
where are you?
oh, you're in the front yard?
what are you doing in the front yard?
well you should just come inside.
no, there isn't pizza.
well, you can't stay out there forever. the cat misses you.
okay."
September 5, 2010
September 2, 2010
September 1, 2010
August 26, 2010
August 25, 2010
new things
we have a kitchen table
with chairs and everything
jessie made a giant chicken head (sir clucks-a-lot)
it has a grill made of swarovski crystals
the lawn got cut
with chairs and everything
jessie made a giant chicken head (sir clucks-a-lot)
it has a grill made of swarovski crystals
the lawn got cut
August 23, 2010
August 17, 2010
August 8, 2010
August 4, 2010
August 3, 2010
August 2, 2010
househouse in the living room
aria is my bear waffle.
"you're already on the prowl?"
"already? i've been on the prowl for months."
"you're already on the prowl?"
"already? i've been on the prowl for months."
July 31, 2010
July 30, 2010
for posterity
"IF THERE ISN'T A DICK IN MY FACE IN TEN SECONDS, I'M LEAVING."
also,
"my favorite color is dick in my face."
also,
"my favorite color is dick in my face."
July 20, 2010
July 18, 2010
so....
after nearly 24 hours of mysterious rumblings from our ceiling/walls and two phone calls with the power company, an FPL specialist came to check shit out around midnight. turns out the sounds and power surges are likely being caused by some "wiring gone bad". he says our house may or may not catch on fire.
July 17, 2010
July 14, 2010
July 10, 2010
July 9, 2010
July 7, 2010
July 6, 2010
househouse mousemouse
found a traschan in the garage,
looked in trash can,
found a mouse. pictures coming soon.
looked in trash can,
found a mouse. pictures coming soon.
July 5, 2010
July 3, 2010
FOUR FUCKING PLAYERS
this house just got serious.
additionally, i reserve the tv between the hours of 2 and 6 am for yoshi story
HEY NOW ITS ARIA
everyone is wanking so hard to these games. i'm the only sane person that lives in this house I SWEAR.
"im not going to be mario. i'm going to be peach, fuck you guys"
"shiiiiiiiit" - jeremy and zoe
"ONE BITCHES"
"YEAH BITCHES"
"goddamnit kerem"
"karma bitch"
okay kerem one the first game. a red sun is gonna rise tomorrow morning, bitches
additionally, i reserve the tv between the hours of 2 and 6 am for yoshi story
HEY NOW ITS ARIA
everyone is wanking so hard to these games. i'm the only sane person that lives in this house I SWEAR.
"im not going to be mario. i'm going to be peach, fuck you guys"
"shiiiiiiiit" - jeremy and zoe
"ONE BITCHES"
"YEAH BITCHES"
"goddamnit kerem"
"karma bitch"
okay kerem one the first game. a red sun is gonna rise tomorrow morning, bitches
July 2, 2010
July 1, 2010
~*~*~kart quote~*~*~
j: i'm the fucking jack kerouac of mario kart!
k: what does that even mean?
j: that means i'm a genius.
k: what does that even mean?
j: that means i'm a genius.
June 30, 2010
June 29, 2010
June 28, 2010
some things you should know
1. kerem and i are in jacksonville/orlando until thursday night.
2. we played a few rounds of the alphabet game on the drive here, and i won 2-1.
3. saying "allah allah" is the turkish equivalent of "omg".
4. florida is weird. like, real weird.
5. kerem really wants (needs?) a monkey buddy.
also, we got larry's giant subs today, so be jealous (aria).
2. we played a few rounds of the alphabet game on the drive here, and i won 2-1.
3. saying "allah allah" is the turkish equivalent of "omg".
4. florida is weird. like, real weird.
5. kerem really wants (needs?) a monkey buddy.
also, we got larry's giant subs today, so be jealous (aria).
June 27, 2010
things going on in the living room
"fuck"
"fuck get out of my way"
"fuck"
"fuck"
"you pulled third out of your ass"
i'm going to stenograph this entire summer.
"fuck get out of my way"
"fuck"
"fuck"
"you pulled third out of your ass"
i'm going to stenograph this entire summer.
Diary 1
Diane,
I've been at HouseHouse for a few weeks. What can I say? It's a dump. There are rats in the garage. I'm tearing my hair out every day. It's something new every afternoon. Let me give you an example.
Yesterday Kerem spent all the daylight hours fumigating the house for invisible bugs that he said were giving him respiratory problems. We turned off the A/C and opened all the windows (???) so he could maximize his chances. Every time I would walk by him he would shout "JEREMY, LOOK. RIGHT THERE I'M FUCKING DOING IT." But there was nothing there. Then I caught him and Zoe as they were beating the shit out of a piece of furniture in the backyard. WTF ??
I'm just glad we have a car show every day here at Poincianna Drive. It really is a sight, how the variation in our pattern ebbs and flows. So asymmetrical! So organized! It's like that tree was planted for art! What house? This is HouseHouse! What driveway? This is HouseHouse! We are valet, scoopers, census irritation, wine poursman(person), and bra rock producer. Rent is due on the 15th, motherfuckers. Get it right or get out. No you can't use our fucking bathroom. I'm cooking Vigo in the toilet, asshole. You have to earn your right to start first on Rainbow Road.
It's the fucking Special Cup.
I've been at HouseHouse for a few weeks. What can I say? It's a dump. There are rats in the garage. I'm tearing my hair out every day. It's something new every afternoon. Let me give you an example.
Yesterday Kerem spent all the daylight hours fumigating the house for invisible bugs that he said were giving him respiratory problems. We turned off the A/C and opened all the windows (???) so he could maximize his chances. Every time I would walk by him he would shout "JEREMY, LOOK. RIGHT THERE I'M FUCKING DOING IT." But there was nothing there. Then I caught him and Zoe as they were beating the shit out of a piece of furniture in the backyard. WTF ??
I'm just glad we have a car show every day here at Poincianna Drive. It really is a sight, how the variation in our pattern ebbs and flows. So asymmetrical! So organized! It's like that tree was planted for art! What house? This is HouseHouse! What driveway? This is HouseHouse! We are valet, scoopers, census irritation, wine poursman(person), and bra rock producer. Rent is due on the 15th, motherfuckers. Get it right or get out. No you can't use our fucking bathroom. I'm cooking Vigo in the toilet, asshole. You have to earn your right to start first on Rainbow Road.
It's the fucking Special Cup.
June 26, 2010
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